Nice girls aren't pretty and pretty girls aren't nice. Pretty girls can't cook, won't clean and therefore don't make very good wives. If you want to get married some day, make sure you find a nice girl who doesn't mind picking up after you, having children, or waiting up for you to get home so she can cook something for you when you come in late at night.
The nice girl will love you forever and unconditionally and will never question whether you've been out with another woman; she knows her place and that she's not pretty enough to keep your eye from wandering. She accepts that as her reality.
Pretty girls like to challenge authority and question your motives because they are aware of the simple fact of life: that they can always find someone better than you. They are fearless, guiltless, and heartless and focus only on their own wellbeing.
Pretty girls will kick you while you're down and leave you when you're in need. They don't have the time or patience to satisfy anyone's wants or needs but their own. They do not sympathize and cannot empathize.
Nice girls will always finish last and get the leftover guys that pretty girls don't want or can't tolerate. They will accept you even if you're fat, ugly, and/or bald and honestly never notice, comment, or complain about your imperfections.
Ladies, if you're not pretty, you had better be nice or you'll surely end up nice and lonely.
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